Monthly Archives: December 2009
man.. i like the letter ‘E’
i donno why but demn me not for loving it.. lol
31 December eh? new years eve.. again Jumaat will come tomorrow. and my big boss is no where near his table.. nor he is near this office. and User Analysis and Testing Unit aka UAT pun tade. they really like holiday eve. UAT gone means I can relax and relax. yeah! twitting, facebooking, blogging, manga, soccernetting, anything that gave out a lustrous leisure; will have its way coming up my eyes. te hell im talking about? work? what is work? nyeheheheh.
1430 years after Hijrah; we entered 1431, last two weeks.. 2009 after Jesus was born [so they say].. going 2010.. another two years until the earth platters going to move about some thousands miles away.. and the earth magnetic fields will tilt away causing gravitational disarray. so the Mayan said.. or those non-believing scientists.. or the movie 2012.. which ever.
these non-believers think that when Kiamat hits.. only earth will be damaged. for from what we’ve learned.. nothing will escaped Kiamat. not even the blackness of the universe. for even if we survived the 3rd Sangka Kala.. we will not survive the scream of Izrail [Malaikatul Maut] from when he took his own soul apart. so bad it hurts, Izrail wished he had been kinder in taking life from good humans.
all we have seen with our own eyes will be lost. no more earth, no more planets. only Greatness. we will be assembled in Masyar with the sun just inches away from our heads and we’ll be drowned in our own tears. scary eh? damn me! i need to do more good! slalu tinggal solat nih.. huhu! insaf la wei! 1st thing to be judged, solat 5 waktu… FIRST THING!.. aduu!! sedih aku dengar tu.. cemane nih? all the mysteries of the world will be explained on Judgement Day. tapi tapi… i think la.. maybe we could have a chance to see God and Rasulullah himself.. i think! wallahualam.
i think i’ve wrote about this. about the part of creation of the world. it was said, because of His love towards Muhammad S.A.W., Allah created earth. so the purpose of the creation of Earth and banishing Adam A.S to earth was to see Rasulullah S.A.W. born into this world. maybe that’s a part of His plan. wallahualam. but it’s a story of great love [not like that stupid twilight love movie].. it is nothing but the truest love. the greatest gift ever created for Rasullullah.. it’s like we buy jewels or chocolates or flowers for our girlfriend to tell them we love them.. but bumi tuh hadiah istimewa Rasulullah SAW .. haa.. cenggitu la.. err! cam salah jek perumpamaan aku. ke cenggane?
ok ok! now is now. lets make the most and least of it. sometimes, the least may prove to be more settling. living on the highest floor of an apartment block, slid the sliding glass door wide open to let the wind pass in, sitting around naked on the sofa while blogging. whush! cam hentai gile. pastu jerit kat rumah Mustapha Kamal [MK] atas bukit… Muusstapaaa Kamaaaaaallll!!!! hoping no one from his house holding a binocular, binocularing our naked body when we were shouting MK’s name.. WTF? but that’s the least of things.. [that i could think of]
on the other note, today.. the gov will commence to shut down Jalan Sultan Ismail around 6pm onwards and maybe roads connecting to Merdeka Square too.. in respect to the non-believers new year’s celebration. mind me, the phrase ‘non-believers’ are narrowed towards all those apes who willingly accept Jesus as son of God ages ago. and why do they assume that son of God will resume Gods job is no mere idea that i could think of. as God still exists and will never die, my presumption goes towards that they [the non-believers] believed that God need a rest and that God have stamina. which was and is a stupid thought. may i dwell not in those kind of minds.
as i was saying, jalan2 yg ditutup tu adelah di tutup khas untuk strippers2 buat perarakan terbaik kat Jalan Sultan Semail tu.. sape nak gi tengok pompuan bogel.. u can do so tonite..
ladies: laki bogel takyah carik. just wink a bit to the guy sitting next to you or closest to you.. and give him a flying kiss.. u’ll see him naked in no time.. unless he’s not attracted to you but to the guy sitting to your other side.. easy! ask the other guy to give him a flying kiss.
kalau tak jadi.. Alhamdulillah lah..
of course lah! buat dosa dulu.. pegi clubbing, gesel bontot ngn awek or minah or minah-wanna-be sambil tari menari.. raba2 sket.. minum2 depan public kamera.. mabuk sampai pagi… balik umah upload gamba teguk heineken sambil buat caption “this is life” dalam fesbuk. letak religion “Islam” dalam info tab [rich]… tido lame2 sampai tgh hari.. bapak pakse ikut pi semayang Jumaat esoknye.. pegi laaa.. tido lagi mase khutbah jumaat.. mase semayang Jumaat, muntah ke, kene sawan ke sket.. org ingat dia nih demam kot.. balik umah.. bukak fesbuk.. gamba tade org comment sebab sume takut di kaitkan skali [tau pulak takut].. call awek.. ckap baru balik semayang Jumaat [boasting-cool style].. awek pun… “aaawww!! alimnye! boleh buat husband ni…”
for the love of God.. wonder what n how malaysians look like? heh!
esok cuti ke? wow! bestnye! leh rehat rehat kaki dalam air panas. wuish! best best! nih carenye:
1. fill the kettle with air sirap limau halia extra virgin dan panaskan sampai derjah mencecah 101.45 derjah selsius
2. carik besen besar.. BESAR BETUL! [cam iklan meggi asam laksa].. tuang air suam sejuk hingga ke titisan terakhir supaya air naik setinggi 1 feet above water level.. ground.. or whatever convenience you seek to feel.. pastikan air berada di paras keting atau betis untuk kepuasan maksimum
3. beli sofa yang mahal lagi selesa serta empuk gile dan berkaler biru laut tepi pantai [it is said, the soothing color of the blue sea could calm one heart and mind]
4. letak besen depan sofa mahal
5. siram pokok bunga yg hampir layu kat luar umah.
6. tutup api dapur gas setelah mendengar siulan kettle.
7. siram air sirap limau halia extra virgin panas yg bertemperature 100.02 derjah selsius ke dalam besen berisi air suam sejuk supaya air naik setinggi 2 inci lagi..
9. duduk di atas sofa yg empuk lagi selesa dan tido.
10. bangun tido.. repeat no.1 to 8 balik semula.
11. masukkan kaki laju2 dalam air yg panas panas suam itu
12. jerit kuat kuat sebab tak tahan air panas.. sambil menggelupur kluarkan kaki..
13. touch the hot water again.. lightly..
14. masukkan tapak kaki sepenuhnye[perlahan lahan] dan sandar pada sofa biru laut..
15.. uih! best gile!!!… [happy people in da house – skoop on somebody]
16. bukak air-cond kalau ade..
17. bukak tv.. on Astro.. click nombor 411/412/413/701/703/711/812/813 pastuh pilih channel terbaik.. dan rehat!
hoi hoi.. tak sabarnye nak buat cenggitu..
hmm.. rasenye ade org nak main futsal ke malam sok?
by the power of Grey Skull…. i am HeeeeMaaaannnnnn!!! aaarrruuurrraaggghhhruruahg!!!!
i’m craving for Chicken on the Babi.. eh.. Barbie.. cam sedap gile..
we were taught to understand fear most do not recognize
we were forced to embrace the traditions
we were built to recognize things easier
we were sent to interrupt the assembly
we were gazing through out the night
we were craving for more attention
we were meant to be the loudest
we were silent the way we think
we were praised for our dignity
we were raised for our families
we were told we do not belong
we were the one to be in front
we were cursed with blessings
we were grazed with calamity
we were made to hold others
we were defined as madness
we were blessed with power
we were seen less and less
we were given no chances
we were sized our weigh
we were given choices
we were late to work
we were imprisoned
we were trapped
we were playful
we are beginners
we are honorable
we are the wildest
we are the outcast
we are unstoppable
we are the mightiest
we are gathered plainly
we are the true architect
we are what we came to be
we are dancers of darkness
we are the travelers of might
we are gentle by the meanings
we are farming for more knowledge
we are the instructors that dwells within
we are ashamed of what we should not have become
we enhanced the logical mind of true trust
we placed our hands onto the clouds
we created our own calmness
we anchor our responsibilities
we fought our way through
we travel our imaginations
we settled the differences
we cherished every color
we plague our neighbors
we will start every step
we re-live the outcast
we ignored the dreads
we stood our ground
we paint our journey
we believe in history
we journey the wind
we embrace the sky
we mock the angry
we trust everyone
we breathe slowly
we laugh for more
we achieved none
we love everyday
we reached low
we chose none
we had fun
yargh! i got it! its in my hand now! this is so awesome. i feel like dying my hair green.. seaweed green. its like a gift from Jesus, t’just dat.. he’s no longer here. Innalillah. well, i never really did got any chance to meet him. he died even before my brother was born. in fact, i never really did get to know anything much about Arwah Jesus, my dad never told me much about him. all i know, he came from a poor Kelantanese family, came to Selangor mencari peluang kehidupan, ternak kambing biri2, build a bungalow in Selayang Baru for his family, and some minor facts n traits. other than that.. i dont know exactly who is the person that raised my successful father, uncks [uncles] and aunts. heck! if someone come to my house and rudely open my old family albums and ask me which one is Jesus.. i’d be damn if i know which to choose from. this goes for Mrs Jesus too.. lol. cucu derhaka!
eniwei, ini bukan critenye.. critenye adelah:
now, i got something really fun. fun fun fun. Sunway Lagoon Annual Pass.. i get discounts for anything that have Sunway written on it. not mentioning free admission into Sunway Lagoon for the rest of 2010. its to say, i can enter Sunway Lagoon everyday without paying.. read the letters “E.V.E.R.Y.D.A.Y”.. and i can bring 6 frens or family whom each; entitled to 40% discount of admission fees.. ah! tak kisah la tuh.. yg penting aku masuk free..
its the best gift ever.. if it is a gift.. which is not! hahaha! i paid RM400 for membership and the annual pass. tengok la aku masuk sunway brape kali nanti.. heh! mesti pastikan lebih dari 4 kali.. kalau tak.. rugi jek RM400.. huhu!
guys! anyone nak gi sunway dan mahukan diskaun.. leh cube bodek2 atau puja2 aku..
girls! come.. i’ll pay… hahahahahaha!
oh! hari tak abes lagi..
keje cam bese.. bosan.. tapi petang nih ade promotion. boring! boring! have to stand and watch JTM n Security personnel promote the Change Request to Production server. if one SQL failed during batch run. all hell wont break lose. instead, i have to break the code again. and again. till i get it right. man! i hate this job! i dun wanna be a programmer!! i wanna be something else.. a chef maybe, an architect?, or a pilot.. this job!! aaaaaaa!! boring nye duduk depan PC for 8 hours stret.. malam kang nak stalk awek facebook lagi, bace manga lagi.. another 3 hours in front of PC lagi.. demn! selebihnye di suai kan untuk menghabiskan 1st book of the Riftwar Saga : Magician.. lama seh nak abiskn 1 buku.. of coz la. taade mase meh!
*baru balik dari lunch* update
nyahaha! hepi hepi. i love you christmas eve.. terima kasih kerna jatuh pade 24 haribulan setiap tahun. krismes EVE la. bukan krismes. 24 aribulan la!
lagi best kalau krismes jatuh ari senin!.. maka ku akan sronok pada 22 aribulan.. nyeheheh! okay okay! gaji masuk. itu je. gaji sepatutnye masuk on 25th every months. kalau ade holiday on the 25th [tak kisah la public holiday ke, weekend ke], hari gaji di tarik kepada hari sblom cuti. maknenye, kalau 25th jatuh pade hari senin dan hari senin public holiday n weekend 24th n 23rd tentulah cuti.. maka ku akan kaye pade hari Jumaat [22nd] sblomnye. kan kan! gaji awal.
adu! mende aku susah2 explain nih? dah la Stored Procedure tak siap lagi. gaji nak.. keje lambat siap. adu! mentang2 bos cuti ari ni.. ku datang lambat.. pastuh main tenet, tengok fesbuk, bace blog, tulis blog… nyahahaha! i love you krismes eve..
uhuhuhuuuu! what to buy? how to spend? whom to spend with? when to spend? i tell you Santa is the Satan. he’ll come to you and whisper.. spend spend spend spandex.. eh! spend till you spent it all.. which reminds me. i need to buy extra boxers. maybe i’ll go see what anime movie released. treat my family to Avatar 3D and Sherlock Holmes.
ko neko-chan… doko kara togino-nyaw..? <– ape nih? tade kene mengene pun ngn blog nih.. saje suke sebut..
it is the eve of greatness
dwell they before the form of the mightiest
for morrows will come
and when the day hits darkness
may we all pray for the luck and pleasure of the day
the day I, ururu have waited
the day of the assembly
where the eventful shall be dimmed to the West
into the land of the Prophets
sometimes the wind struck nil
but history will make this day
and future will be unmade
I salute Thee for a graceful day
for I will come to You..
every week, every month, and every year…
By the God, Praise be to Him
Creator of tomorrow…
Creator of Juma’at
by the will of the Mightiest Power
and from the language that we will return after life
I bid thee
Peace be upon you..
ok ok… keje keje..!
PS: oh! reminding myself to go fetch the card from Sunway Lagoon Fun Card Booth
there were 2 options given yesterday
either we go watch Avatar 3D or i cook my specialty.. Aglio Olio [or so i say]. my brother went to buy tickets for Avatar 3D that evening and no more tickets left for us 6 family members. Oh! we watched Avatar last Sunday.. feeling satisfied we decided to watch Avatar 3D next. lol! the movie was damn awesome, I wished it’d be true and that I could live there in my old days coming. hahaha! no no no! my blog is not some synopsis blog or anything. you wanna know how good the movie is? go see yourself.
so i was given the task of making ‘My Olio’ [thats wut i call it]:
=item’s to do=
1. chop to lil pieces, as many garlics you have [i’d count 7 garlic pieces for 1 person]
2. cut your tomatoes into 6 halves or 4 [if u’re eating alone]
3. ready your broccoli [boil the damn thing with salt]
4. dice your chicken fillet [small dice] then marinade with olive oil [extra virgin], salt, pepper, parsley n a little garlic you chopped. [it’d be better if u marinate the chickens the day before]
5. dice your ‘bell peppers’ [google it]
6. chop up your button mushrooms
7. ready your butter, salt, pepper, basil [chopped to pieces], parsley [chopped to pieces] and thymes.
8. start boiling your spaghetti.
9. tutup api brokoli.. biar ia dalam air panas
fry your chickens with a table spoon of olive oil on a non-stick pan. heh! give it a little more taste of salt. after 10 minutes. toss all the chickens into the hot oven along with your tomatoes. spread some salt onto your tomatoes also. bake the chickens n tomatoes for about 20 minutes on high temp. [ idk how high the temp was.. i just toss it in while its hot ]
[check your spaghetti]
1. take about 4 table spoon of extra virgin olive oil and spill the damn thing into a cooking pot or a frying pan [easier]
2. throw in all your garlics and a good chunk of butter
3. wait till your garlics go brown. i mean really brown.
4. put in, all the bell peppers
[check your spaghetti]
6. put in, all the mushrooms
8. salt salt salt pepper pepper
9. scoop some of the broccoli boiled-water.. throw it in the pot/pan
[check your spaghetti]
11. tutup api kejap… wait for the baked chickens n tomatoes
12. get your baked chickens n tomatoes out of the oven. move the tomatoes onto a different plate.
13. toss in all the chickens n its remaining [from the oven] into the pot/pan
14. get the fire on.. stir!
[check your spaghetti]
15. shake in some parsley, basils, and thymes… nice smell! good smell!
toss in cold water onto your hot spaghetti.. ready some of it in a plate.
put the sauce on top of the spaghetti.
hias ngn brokoli serta tomato yg panas…
amik gerapu.. makanlah!!
susahkan?!! happy trying! n failing…! lol
mandai aku nak buat petunjuk resepi dalam bahse inggeris.. susah gile nak bezakan toss [baling] ngn toss [kering].. toast? toss? toos? tos? mende wei?
tapi it was delicious! thank you AFC.. next time nak buat ‘bruchetta’ pulak.. buat ‘pasta al-fungi’ ke.. ‘ayam cheese daun kari’ ke.. ‘tuna bolognaise’ ke.. oi.. sedap natang!!
*censored version updated*
today i explored more of the blogging world and unearthed something. that whole family of my lil cousins blogs. takleh bgtau la sape.
i hope not they read this. but it was kinda interesting.
just that, one of my lil cousin should learn to differentiate mocks. but i guess she’s too young to understand the meaning. my fault exactly for not knowing her age. lol. second child syndrome konon. i grew up with more depression than she could ever imagined and i live up to myself and grew stronger by the day because of none other but the teachings of Islam.
so i mocked her out of her living senses. in which i knew shocked her and made her turned ways on how to mock me back. but in truth, she realized how wrong she was [and still ‘is’] and she just doesnt want to commit to the truth. so she mocks me back. she turned towards my lil brother’s weaknesses [which i dont care], she turned towards not inviting Islam in our little ‘conversations’ [which was foolish], and she blocked me out of her facebook [lol]. what do i care about a snotty lil brat who blocks me out of facebook? she’s just a lil girl kot. with no sense of humor wutsoever around her family members [i mean around our big family members.. not hers]. so grumpy for her age! she should feel disgusted about her ‘well-being’.. for it hurts someone i love in the process. which i will not forgive. even for a little girl [well, she does seem to know how to think like an adult]..
peh! gertak sket jek tuh. lol! she will need to learn hard not to do ‘things’ again..
crite nih di delete sebab pk2 cam meng-aib-kan family jek.. so, delete delete.. huhu!]
pastu jumpe blog sorg budak kecik ni.. cute gile blog dia. haha! its not i’m against her blogging.. but i tell you.. children nowadays really need to play outside their house.. not in the house within the network range of global connection of the internet. go play kejar2 with neighbours or sumthin’.. i know its a modernized age where IT rules everything.. but it aint healthy playing your computer or tv games or watching tv all day long. eventually they go out… eventually? demn! in my time.. i went out of my house at 7 or 8 in the morning [kalau cuti skolah la].. n be back home just for some sip of cold water and lunch. u wont even see a glint of my MELANOCYTES [cdt to anisizatyaj] anywhere near the TV or even the house sometime. ade jek mende nak buat.. mandi lombong la, tangkap ikan la, mandi parit, sungai, main bola, main kejar2 tgh hari buta, buat kaco kat umah org len la, kejar kucing, carik kangkung jual kat apek, main guli, macam macam..
huh! budak2 kecik nih! pelik aku! main ngn kawn2 lagi sronok kot dari main game sorg2 or blog sorg2.. its cuti skolah for god’s sake..
oh! on another side of the family. my beloved cousin yg kawen awal tahun tu.. dah selamat melahirkan baby rina.. 15 aribulan lepas. lupe nak blog. aku tak pi tengok pun lagi. demn! name baby pun tatau. okay okay. nanti pi tengok! seronok moksu ye..
for now, these are the dreams
– Strolling around Japan with Nikon D50 hanging on my shoulder [with extra memory cards in my pocket]
– Open my own secret dining restaurant in which the diners will have to only choose “beef”, “chicken” or “seafood” and i will do the rest. oh! i will only accept 2 diners a week. no more
– Jumping out of a plane with a parachute bag strap on my back
– Bungee Jump
– Place a flower in her hand every Friday morning
and may God bid it true to my dreams
[this is so going into my widget’s lane]
its snowing right in my blog.. huhu!! thanks to nick for that..
how i missed the feel of snow on my hands.. we [my family] lived in the UK for 2 years, back when i was 3.. my dad took his Masters in Leeds.. and for 2 years i’ve experienced snow in winter.. so cold.. so mesmerizing every time i tried to remember the feelings..
im 26 now.. and living in Malaysia; a thunderous and wondrous hot tropic climate.. but i can still differentiate between real snow and those fake ones on Genting Highland Theme Park.. serius lain! tak best langsung snow kat Genting tuh.. rugi jek bayar mahal2 masuk..
wanna know how real snow felt like?
go to your freezers.. scrape the excess ice on the freezer’s walls [not the solid ice].. the one that easily crumbles onto your hands.. thats how real snow feels like.. trust me!
i used to build snowmans every time snow came down.. huhu! bestnye.. nak rase snow balik semula…
tadaah!.. wish i could.. but i know i wouldnt.. haha!
why? byk sebab.. foremost reason…
sebab tade passport. tho it’d actually take an hour to make ’em passport.. tp kastam kate ku punye hanye akan siap selepas 1 bulan.. yare yare.. 1 whole month untuk buat poassport.. huhu!
coz i lost mua previous passport.. nyaaahaha! or shud i say lost ‘current’ passport? hukuman yg x setimpal.. ku dah buat polis repot dah! cukup la.. siapkan la dalam sejam.. ish ish!
so i took the liberty to decide not to make my passport. lol. alasan malas.
well.. anyone going? do enjoy yerself..