Monthly Archives: January 2010

it comes with the genes?

so they halt any means for us to connect to the internet. well… they succeeded.. aaaaaa! bagi balik internet kitorang…. aaaaaaa!! *sob*. eh.. no i wasnt crying. its just tears coming out of my mind. some kinda an attack.. and they need to rework some patches.. and install the patches into our workstation when they’re done. so all manner of internet connectivity are paused or halted. maknenye aku taleh gune internet selame mane derang baiki patch mende pe jadah haram tuh.. aku tensi la ni! buat keje tu cepat2 la. haha! priority tu kene set paling tinggi.. anything concerning internet connectivity should be at the highest level of priority. sebab aku nak tengok facebook. nak usha2 aweks. nak update wordpress. lgpun takleh bace email serta bace soccernet.. malah perkembangan RPK.. ah! camni aku nak boikot tanak buat keje la. not that i hardly ever done any. lol. tapi…….. cikgu kate, rokok tu tak baik untuk kesihatan. no no no non! rokok is the devil. but that is an optional yet different from another story. aku nak crite yg aku x dpt bace surat peminat dari hooha-asia.com.. juga email kipas-susah-mati dari UTP; concerning hutang derang kat aku.. selambe derang tahan scroll degree aku. nak kene saman ni.. but before i sue them.. better settle all the outstanding education fees first. heh!

ok ok! nak tau ape perkembangan? seri kembangan! tadaaaa! thats all…

seriously. i registered for the Putrajaya Night Marathon 2010.. running in February.. 7.7KM.. kalau boleh! lol.. marathon ini bukan di sponsor oleh medan mara ye. tapi..entah.. aku pun tatau sape sponser. yg penting.. nak lari bersame aweks2 comel tight-ass malam tuh nanti. itupun kalau dapat kejar derang.  dan itu pun kalau ade aweks tight ass berlari bersama. eh! tak tak! itu bukan tujuan utama. 1st thing 1st.. need to rework my stamina. my short depleted stamina. registration closed btw. jadi amat baiklah rabu ni nak start jogging balik semula.

one more thing. i know im ‘big’.. no no.. not fat.. well.. maybe a bit fat… okay.. alot.. but not that much as to consider joining the Biggest Loser. i can run.. faster than you. yeah you. the one reading this. i can run faster and longer than you. and i weigh more than 200 pounds.. more than 100KG in better understanding terms.. more la! im big and im fast.. i can do a back flip.. i can jump high. so that means i’m BIG.. not fat.. well maybe FAT could explain it..ENOUGH! enuf of this. lol

this morning a fat lady [she’s thin actually but im cursing] came to me, in the middle of the train station. i was standing between these 2 hot chinese girl.. demn hot! argh! and the fat lady came to me with a pamphlet. a slimming ad pamphlet. and the fat lady sang out loud, “call me later”. what ta FAK?!!! then when the train arrives.. she sang again.. “it’s good for you.. u better call me later”… i was like “WATTAFAK lady.. u fat elephant” [okay, that was just figure speech].. but no no no no! i will not make any contact with her. i know im fat.. i know why im fat. it’s not because i dont want to.. it is exactly because i wanted to.. eating is a passion. so does cooking. i eat what i cook.yes! i do know how to control my diet. i do know how to settle my weight. i can be slimmer if i want to. and for now.. i chose to be fat. damn u fat lady. u mock me in front of those girls! argh! curse you slimming agent!!! go eat sugar canes or something u elephant!

oh.. and im a diabetic by genes.. i think probably… not proven yet.. but better if i try lessening the probabilities..

Fun is it?

percutian ku? heh! saya mau pergi ke… ahah! gi mane eh? kalau nak gi surga boleh tak? bagai bintang di surga. mende wei? no no no. u have to wash your hand first before you begin to read this blog. not that  i could agree more. i couldnt. it s just that i have this weird feeling that im totally mysterious the way i am. what te heck? maybe i need some shower before i could heal. the thing is.. there’s no one included in the running candidacy for an UpRight Man. for the love of God. tell him he’s in the sewage below Elvandar going to Elvardein. that’s the city of the elves by the way. need to know the map more or you might end up on a pike.

oh. do ignore those notes above. that was just me testing my typing skills. i did badly actually. took me more than 2 minutes to type all that. byk errors. so cam kene backspace byk kali. need more practices. i hope there’s no grammatical errors. tho my grandma do seem to like resting her foot out of her lazy chair. i hope she’d get lotsa rest. but that’s just my grandma.. not my grammar.

when i was young. so young. when my dad was actually delivering his goals to obtain his Masters. he brought the whole family with him to Leeds. we lived there like for 2 years or more i think. it was damn fun i tell you. like when u used the entire day to play Monopoly and at the end of the day, u’d won. u’d actually won. and u say it was fun. haa. its the same thing. fun living in Leeds as a kid and fun winning a Monopoly game. ntah la! aku tibai jek. yg aku tau.. fun! lol..

so that’s the story.. i had fun typing a story..

hahaha!

I Bore…

funny.. i was born in the year of the Boar

man.. going to work after 3 days of going-back-early training program really paid me some bad physical n mental impacts. so i was in this training session that i applied from HR. to enhance my programming skills [oh! cam mulia jek objektif aku].. tapi sebenarnye, i just dont want to go to work. work sucks! everyday work work. cam bosan gile. takde family day, takde away day, takde treasure hunt, takde takde.. sume takde. well.. occasional bowling n badminton tournament ade la. tapi bosan gile. bowling n badminton je. kenape tak football ke, futsal ke, rugby ke.. ah! bosan!.. so i registered for training session [to enhance my programming skill]. dapat skip keje 3 hari.

what was it tah? core .NET training something.. aku tau course number dia jek.. 2541. haha! ade la dapat additional knowledge sket2. like restructuring numeric data from xml using xsd. DOM. ADO.NET.. ah! aku tanak crite dah..

3 hari jek. classes held in GV, Boulevard, Midvalley. terjumpe Nuaq buat training Windows kat situ. kelas dia 2 orang jek.. lagi bosan. tp company anta. and dapat tido kat Cititel for 2 weeks. bolehla. yg aku pulak. naik KTM pegi midvalley pagi2 buta.

kelas abis kul 3.. so lepas kelas mesti mau jalan2 midvalley la [sepatunye gi opis]. usha2 awek’s, amoi’s nice asses. pakai ketat2. pakai short jeans ala2 boxer. mende panggilnye aku tatau. tp yg penting; bak kate rakan2, bontot putih gebu. lol! wei.. wei.. tak la. aku x wat keje2 cenggini. aku baik lagi sopan lagi gentle. jadi aku hanye pegi pet shop kat tingkat atas tuh. dapat main ngan kucing mahal. pastu dapat pegang leopard tortoise. dapat baling hamster. dapat tengok staff bagi ikan laut huduh nak mampus makan ikan air tawar yg lemah [cant remember the name.. but was damn ugly.. cam anjing]. ganas gile ikan huduh tuh. skali ngap, terbelah dua ikan gapi tuh. sian gile. dah la sebelah mate rosak pastuh huduh pulak. ala2 pirate dog la cenggitu upenye.. tapi spesis ikan. boleh imagine tak?  tu la keje aku lepas abis kelas.

except for the 3rd day. kelas abis kul 11 pagi. cepat tul! so lunch kat Carls’ Jr… demn! i wanna go again. sedap gile! mahal? no no no! any executive or junior executive shouldnt complain about Carls Jr being so expensive. i urge you u to try Crispy Chicken Burger kalau gi sane. sedap natang. well.. a bit over sized la. tapi sedap natang. macam makan menatang. menatang ayam.

pastu aku gi tengok wayang. crite Carriers. tanak komen panjang2. cume leh kate. mungkin RM8 tak berbaloi.. kalau RM6 mungkin berbaloi.. considering that its Wednesday anyway. ingatkn crite terperanjat tepilanjat. upenye… sigh!

lepas tengok wayang. pulang ke Sungai Buloh trus. coz heard words that i could bring back my little blue Demon from the oh-so-long repair center aka workshop. derang cat bonet cantik2. sungguh memuaskan la cat biru metallic.

so ari ni aku bawak krete gi kerje. tanak keje!.. bosan!

takpe.. minggu depan ade lagi 3 hari trenin..

mungkin kite di cipta untuk menjadi tauladan…

hish! it really is windy in January this year. serius angin kuat.. Hangin aku..!! lepas satu.. satu..

Hang Tuah! mungkin kau akan lihat maksud kata2 kau hilang dalam sejarah manusia.. dan bukan sejarah Islam.

Takkan Melayu Hilang Di Dunia?

nampaknye kewujudan orang Melayu Malaysia ni mmg takkan lame dah. aku amat merasakan yg kemungkinan besar Allah akan musnahkan je terus orang2 Melayu Malaysia ni. orang2 yang berpura-pura, orang2 yg bodoh, orang2 yg kufur.

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sedap ekau jek pandai2 kate name Allah itu hanya untuk sebutan orang Islam je.. kau memang dah nyanyuk! [well, ko mmg nyanyuk dari dlu jek.. cume ko x memandai sebut perkare camni terang2]. i do object habisan2 ape yg “orang2 kite” cube pertahankan ini. sesungguhnye bodoh la melayu2 ni. dan bodoh lah aku kalau terikut-ikut kan ape yg aku anggap kesalahan besar ini. mungkin ia membawa dosa skali. aku tatau.. Wallahualam.. but my point stays to say that this is wrong.

i do believe how people around will see us from their plasma TVs. “Stupid Uncivilized Coward of Fanatics”. yep. we are Islamist fanatics. but we are more than that… we are stupid. we are uncivilized and we are the biggest cowards. a dickless chickens. man! adalah satu penyeksaan kalau hidup aku mencecah even lebih dari 100 tahun. Kau dengar tak? it is not blessings anymore, Hang Tuah. we framed ourselves as Muslims just by telling that we hang from the blood of a Malay. yet, we seek nothing of these Islamic natures that God gave us to learn with, to live with..

these politicians.. they cried of “1Malaysia”, they cried of “Perpaduan”, they cried of “No more 13th May”.. and they speak of PEACE.. and damn me.. they will be the one who started the war itself.

i have a theory on how these so called ‘muslims’ will be destroyed. but none the less, just a theory. i am no God to think how God thinks. a servant may just imagine how his God will do based on what he had read or dreamt. and may i not be included with those be destroyed. sesungguhnya Dajal itu telah datang. merosakkan kan kita. yet, kite masih tak mahu menolak Dajal ini. bahkan, menerima dia.

nama Allah itu wujud sebelum Nabi Adam lagi.. sebelum kewujudan Islam lagi! God have let the sons of Adam call Him by that name.. ALLAH!  Dia yang ajar Nabi Adam bahasa Arab. Allah itu bahasa Arab. ekau mandai2 claim bahse melayu pulak? Dia.. Tuhan sekalian alam.. SEKALIAN ALAM!!  kalau wujud nye alien2 dari planet lain.. Tuhan mereka tetap ALLAH… Allah itu Tuhan SEKALIAN ALAM!!.. bukan bumi saje.. bukan bima sakti saje..  tapi SELURUH ALAM SEMESTA…!!!

what gave you the right to reject other people to chant His name?

who gave you the right?


this entry is about org melayu menjatuhkan maruah Islam sebab derang rase harge diri tu tinggi sangat. sampai nak menghalau kaum lain dengan mempergunakan nama Allah. tanak halau org terang-terangan sebab nanti orang kate “Racist”, ape yg Allah kate tak penting pun bagi derang. kamu tu sendri yg racist nak halau kaum lain.. halau la terang-terang! bagi announcement kuat2 sruh derang blah. ini tidak. pergunakan name Allah. ban name Allah daripada lidah derang. tektik nak halau la tuh. cume sebab nih perkara religious. orang takleh nak kate ko RACIST kan?  sanggup buat perkara keji, jatuhkan maruah agama Islam, semata-mata nak halau orang lain?

ya Allah, laknatkanlah orang2 keji ni.

takut org murtadkan anak2 ko? ekau yg tak jage anak2 ko baik2.. ekau yg tak ckup pendidikan nak didik anak ko sendri. ko nak salahkn orang murtadkan anak ko? skang sape yg salah? cemane ko leh kurang pendidikan? rasenye cemane la org2 bukan Islam yg nak guna name Allah nih nak respek korang yg bodo nih? cemane nak derang nak convert masuk Islam lepas tengok orang Islam bodoh cenggini? padahal bukan Islam yg bodoh.. MELAYU tuh yg BODOH! PEMALAS!  what? i do admit i am a Malay.. i am stupid, lazy. but good thing i have a great teacher for me to thank. who made me realized things earlier. easier. who gave me the best teachings one could have. so i wrote what i’ve made to realized. hoping it’ll get through to those thick skull of yours.  Musuh Islam itu Yahudi, Musuh manusia itu Iblis.  Dajal tu musuh umat akhir zaman. yakjuj dan ma’juj itu yg akan memporak porandakan bumi. dah tade musuh lain dah.. ade ke? tak sebut pun buddha tuh musuh.. tak sebut pun kristian tu musuh. tade sebut pun hindu tu musuh. lagi pelik! Islam suruh kita layan musuh macam layan kawan. so siape musuh kita?

ah! and i hate these people.. we see them drink all the alcohol in the world, we see them leave their solat, we see them fornicate, we see them let their children fornicate.. and when someone [i believed to be one of them] decided to burn a church, kill other people, abuse another,  suicide, or any other wrong doing.. they say its “UnIslamic”.. tell that to yourself please!

PS:  may it that I believed or not.. if you are still alive till this very day. mungkin Tuhan tetapkan masa kematian kau pada hari Allah binasakan hamba2 Nya yg kufur ini. untuk menunjukkan betapa salahnya kata2 engkau. wallahualam. i pray it may not be so. may we prosper the day we die.

Oi.. Selo la..

its a slow, painful and boring January isn’t it?

man.. need to do something fun…

well.. at least some cheap fun..

coz Raja Bersiong aka Sri Siong aka workshop tempat aku repair krete..

baru je mintak duit lebih untuk repair pe jadah la..

something to do with the air-cond..

kalau aku tak nak drive dalam kehangatan krete, dan

panas terik, dan

panas-sebab-tutup-tingkap-sebab-hujan-kat-luar

aku kene repair, thus bayarlah harga repair..

RM270… hod deng!!

senang gile raje siong nih..

call je.. srus! trus dapat RM270.

baru ingat nak saving utk tahun depan.

cenggane nak gi Jepun nih?

hadui!

seb bek Sunway Lagoon free…

ahahahahaha!

new year la 2010

one day of the AC, there came a time that follow the originality of me. i’ve read people, i’ve read articles. people do tend to talk about the new day. the new year. but as for me. i chose to ignore the fact that this day celebrate the coming of the new AC year.

tapi takpe. aku nak pegi Jepun gak tahun depan.. yes! taun depan! tahun ni nak kumpul duit banyak2. tahun depan nak jalan2 Jepun ngn Korea selame 20 hari.. sape nak join? kumpul duit dari skang ye. 1st January. i did nothing that day, just rest n rest n watch TV. well, except that we [mua family] went to watch Avatar 3D that night. here’s some advice, if u’ve watched Avatar.. dont go for Avatar 3D next.. if u’ve watched Avatar 3D.. dun go watch Avatar again..  while i still felt at awe for its magical graphical technologies.. i cant help feeling some void inside the purpose of watching Avatar 3D [after i have watched Avatar]. not much of 3D can be watched anyway. tak macam movie Disney 3D.  tak memuaskan lah senang kate.

and Sherlock Holmes [oh.. i watched Sherlock Holmes last two Sundays, i think]. i cant help it either. dont get me wrong. the movie was totally awesome. but i think its Robert Downey Jr…. there’s some faulty feeling seeing him on character.. somehow, it aint Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.. but it’s Robert Downey Jr. and Dr. Watson.. that’s how i see it. adeh! cam spoil gile aku rase. takpelah. crite dia terbaik. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for his great masterpiece and his wildest imagination. how can a person who lived 100 years back thought of the great technologies that would come today? and wrote books about it. well, he was a doctor after all.

bah! why cant they just make another Lord of the Rings movie? i think stories of elves and dwarves and magicians are the best. lol. well, that’s just me. i really hope they make a movie of the Riftwar Saga by Raymond E Feist. clash of multiracial cultures. aliens from another world with Japanese cultures clashing with another world with Western cultures. comprise of magicians, sorcerers, witches, elves, dark elves, dwarves, Europeans, Arabs, and Japanese. with scenery like LOTR.. demn! mesti movie of the year [if they ever make one].

dan skang aku makin lah bosan. ngape la hidup aku nih amat bosan. kene taip keyboard selame tujuh setengah jam. sebuk ngan .NEt.. sebuk ngn C#.. ah! amatlah bosan kehidupan harian aku kalau cenggini. takleh aku bayangkan orang buat programming selame 20 tahun. pastuh duk ngadap programming. blaja programming baru 20 tahun kemudiannye. sungguh tak healthy. kalau kene diabetes, mesti dah kene potong kaki dah. haduh! walaupun gaji dan cuti cam masyuk gak. tapi.. kerje nih. hadui la. tolong la. bagi aku jadik drilling engineer ke. jadik geologist ke. jadik architect ke. HR manager ke. ini tidak. duk la depan komputer type tah pape kat dlm pc nih. kene satisfy client yg mintak bagai. nyakitkn ati jek. org dah bagi satu. dia nak dua. org bagi betis dia nak paha. pastuh nak dada skali [merujuk pade part2 ayam ye]. nak perfect cemane lagi aku tatau la. tapi sebenarnye system ih tak perfect pun. org2 government nih mmg tade daya imaginasi. so website KWSP nih cam lebih kurang jek. kalu bagi kat orang2 power buat kang. makin banyak la permintaan bagai dia. kalau nak prove derang takde imagination. sila tonton iklan MYEG. the one with Marion Caunter in red tights. serius bodo la iklan tuh. sile perhatikan semase banner MYEG besar2 terpampang dalam laptop mamat tuh [indication to CLICK on the banner].. tapi kite tak nampak pun mamat tuh pegang mouse.. malah sedang menaip. padehal tade textbox pun ujud untuk menaip. iklan menunjukkan perangai orang2 government yang hodoh lagi bangang. serta director yang bodoh dan suke membodek utk dapat kerja ngn govt. menyaketkan lagi ati aku ngn orang2 yang vote UMNO nih.. argh!

pade hari yg bersejarah ini. walaupun aku tatau sejarahnye. aku ingin mengucapkan tahniah pade.. ntah! sape sape la yg bace blog tak berguna aku nih. haha! sesungguhnye korang telah membuang mase korang disamping aku membuang mase aku. hish!

sigh! give me a life….

or a girlfriend..