Bastard Road!!!

traffic jam and deadlock… ape synonym nye menatang dua ekor nih? jawabannye: dedua buat ko nak korek hati kau pastuh goreng ngn minyak olive oil pastuh letak balik kat bawah diaphragm ko semule!! saket ati! dedua adelah perkara yg sama.. cume traffic jam berlaku kat atas jalan tar.. manakala deadlock berlaku dalam pc.. kalau pc ekau ‘hang’ mase main game ke, mase buat keje ke. maknenye ade deadlock lah tu. traffic congested.

maka hiduplah aku pagi dalam kebengangan hakiki. i woke up early today.. gile ar. on time buat subuh!~ soleh tak? but then, after subuh. i slept back coz the room was super cool. we have air-conditioner in our room. sedap. sejuk. dah la sejuk pagi, with the addition of nitrogen-cooled air.. mmg uish! terbaik la. aku masukkan kaki aku dalam selimut, pastuh tapak kaki ditimpa dua bilah bantal.. wow! mmg terbaik. I have a total 3 pillows on my bed. it’s a must requirement. i make 2 combinations of pillow usage everyday. either “2 pillow for my head, 1 for my foot” or “2 for my foot, 1 for my head”. udara sejuk bersame comforter bersama 3 bantal adelah gabungan terbaik antarabangsa. so i slept. it was so perfect until i opened a little bit of my eyes.. n of course to my horror, i saw an ugly coco colored robot. it has the same familiar design of my alarm clock. and it was aiming some kind of a gun at me. so i shouted

“mamaaaaaa… kenape tak kejutkan ururu… dah pukul 8.45 laaa… masuk kerja kul 9 !!!”

nice! blame mom for my impotence. neraka di bawah tapak kaki iblis.
well. truth is. i didnt set my alarm clock b4 i fell asleep again. terbaik tak? anak soleh tak aku? okes! i woke myself up to the nearest kitchen.. untuk minum air suam. and then lazily walked to the farthest shower room [aku nye bilik air la tuh]. aku bukak baju.. then seluar silat aku.. amik towel.. *story skipped*.. pakai tali pinggang. betulkan collar. simpan buku Raymond E Feist; the King’s Buccaneer dalam beg.. *pause*oh! i’ve been meaning to write this.. There’s this serpent race in this book that adopted Malay culture as a way of greeting guests. haha! totally shocked to read it. *continuing* amik kunci krete, cium tangan mama, bagi salam, keluar rumah, gentlemen! start your engine. enjin mati. start your engine again!. drive ke arah NKVE.

2 people asked me 2 hours later.. kenape tak naik LRT or KTM?.. if u read this article, u’ll understand that i woke up at 8.45am while my office required me to be in the office at 9.00am.. and the whole persiapan pergi kerje would take the minimum minutes of 15-25, at least. aku mandi pagi ye! tak mandi kerbau pun. mandi phoenix je. *funny we spell shoe and it pronounced ‘shu’ but we spell ‘phoe’nix and pronounced it as ‘finix’. its supposed to be ‘funix’* so by the time i was ready for my departure, the time would show 9.00 and above.. so why would i drive a car to office rather than take the Komuter? i’d say the Komuter cannot park beside my office.

maka pabila aku sampai NKVE.. bermulalah neraka perjalanan NKVE. aku tatau lah kenape. tapi menatang haram traffic nih jam panjang nak mampus. dari Sungai Buloh sampai lah the heart of KL. i spent a bitter hour on the highway which usually took me about 10 minutes to arrive at Jalan Duta. and another half an hour from Jalan Duta to my office. tade accident, tade hujan, banjir, gempa bumi, tanpe ade pape sebab.. traffic jam teruk.. KL seems to be enforced by this nature to turn the road into a traffic congested bastard HARI INI. saket lah kaki aku nih sebab asik kene tekan clutch tak renti renti. penat la wei!

apekehalnye jem teruk? sumorang bangun lambat jugak ke? aku sampai opis tadi tengok sumorang dah sampai pulak.. haadui. saket pale dibuatnye. tengok! aku dah terpakse bayar parking RM12. mahal sial.. kalau aku bangun awal. park kat KTM tadi. RM3 jek abis.. ish! ish! ish! alarm jek besar.. bangun lambat jugak!

meeeh! esok lepas subuh aku siap2 trus gi keje.. jgn tido balik! hmmm…

p/s: i wonder wut happened to that robot that tried to kill me earlier…

About ururu5

I practice Islam, total One Piece fan.. and L'Arc-en-Ciel.. and Arsenal.. and PAS.. and.. im single.. or am i? N.E.S. tolong confirm kan.. I'm left-handed..

Posted on 13th April, 2010, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. hahahah what a day. nasib baik my class is just 5 mins away so if class starts at 730, bangun at 730 pun okay lagi LOL

  2. haha! if my class was 5 minutes away from my place.. i’d be 30 minutes late.. hehe

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