the usual Friday
today is the second time my alarm rang in my dreams. the 1st one was on Tuesday [this same week]. suprisingly i cant remember what were my dreams about. its odd-or ironic-you know? the alarm rang in my dreams and the second i opened my eyes. the ringing wouldnt stop. so i made it stop ringing. and continued my sleep as though i have the power to re-dream my dream. in which failed. but i did get a sleep until 8a.m. yes. terlepas lah subuh. cam tak bese jek. cis. well. i do sometimes-i cant say ‘usually’-woke up after i turn my alarm off to do Subuh. but sleep came to me at 3a.m. last night. well, mostly because i re-read and were referencing old book chapters of the Riftwar Saga. hehe. its an interesting book. what can i say. i grab my towel and went straight to the toilet. as i sat there and doing my thang upon the toilet. i decided on two choices. go to work by car or by train? hmm. and if i go by car, which car would i choose to drive to office? when i finished ‘my business’ and started my shower, i was thinking maybe Honda Accord parked at the train station may prove helpful towards my allowances and keeping the ozone layer cooler by 0.0000000000000000000000000142%. right? but as i got off the shower, Ms. Clock said, “i think u need to take the Satria to office bcoz u’ve lacked to show love towards it for the past week. and heck! lookit my arm. its going to struck that number nine in approximately 15 minutes.” yes. so true. hail Ms. Clock. you are so virtuous. i am in your debt for the great services you’ve given me. so when i’m well suited in a smart casual style. packed by bags and watered the plants. i got into Satria. turn on the engine. and there you go… ‘the Demon’ growled. and cough a bit. then it stopped. i mean the whole thing, the growls and the coughs stopped. heheh! yes! sorry Mr Demon. i really did have neglected you for this past week. i will make it up to you by checking and cleaning you up tomorrow. hehe.
i turned it on again and this time i added a little ‘gas’ into it. and it let out a mighty roar. yeah! haha! sorry allowance. sorry ozone layer.
and of course, late would i be.
the lovely girl with the name of my former cat did not come today. she replaced her replacement holiday for the Agong’s birthday last Saturday for this day, going for her family day according to her. whaaa? yes.. i did chat with her. apparently she lives in Rawang and in dire need of her own transportation to go to work. but regret will find her if she ever think that way. for the traffic of Kuala Lumpur will crush her will one day. eh.
oh! and Friday prayer passed pleasantly today. i was downloading pirated Glee songs before i went for the Friday prayer. heh! dengar Glee dalam opis. best. on the way to Friday prayers. i found a free Sun newspaper stand. and to my delight, there are still newspapers on it. so i picked one. to read about this coming World Cup tonight. the front advertisement showed Carrefour advertising cheap promotional items for sale. and 6-pax of Tiger beer cans will cost you MYR26.90. “oh.. how cheap. i think im gonna buy it later tonight. there’s a carrefour beside my house”, says the Indian guy to his other Indian friend. ok. he didnt say that. i just saw him take a newspaper from the stand. ye la. suko la orang2 nak mabuk2. its should be MYR1000.00 for each can. stupid Carrefour. encouraging people to buy alcohol drinks. bodo! oh and there’s more “(limited to 8 packs per family per day)” <– nih takleh blah. konon concern la. f***heads. with additional “NON-HALAL (promotion exclude Putrajaya)”. which came to my real question.
how can they write “HALAL” but wrote “HARAM” as “NON-HALAL“?
i know they have the same meaning. i know they know what HARAM is. i know they can save space if they just put HARAM there. so why te heck put “NON-HALAL”.. same goes to every supermarket which sells HARAM food or items. they wrote “NON-HALAL” at the “HARAM” section. to inform Muslims thats the section is off limits to them. Muslims dont understand what HARAM means is it? why the “NON”. why not put NON-HARAM at the other HALAL sections? they know HALAL is an Arabic word. so why mix English and Arabic when you can just write H.A.R.A.M… i know it cannot be that hard to write HARAM. so tell me why. aint nothin but a heartache. aint nothin but a mistake. i never wanna hear you say. i want it that away. eh. haha! what? its more delicate to write ‘NON-HALAL’ because it doesnt look offensive is it? fools! so it makes people think twice. is it. giving the Muslims chance to ignore entirely the aggressive word of HARAM is it? so Muslims too can buy it right? you dont care. you just wanna sell and make profits. to hell with people religion, life and rules. right?
jadi begitulah tuantuan dan puanpuan skalian.bodoh la upenye org2 yg close-minded nih. takkan pernah jadik pandai la derang. dan sebab itulah aku rase negara Malaysia nih antare yg akan jatuh dari muka bumi ni nanti. negara lain dah rase. the more you prosper. the more you forget. the more people you drag with you. the more heavier your punishment will be. hadui la. tapi ekau tak kisah. itu kemudian. tggu la mati nanti. itu cerita mati. ini cerita kehidupan sekarang. yes.. okay. silekan.
aahh! to hell with all of it. to heaven shall we hope for.
After prayer. i went to Burger King and tried the BBQ BK Shots. it was good. or maybe i was hungry. tapi ok la kot. sedap gak la. then i walked slowly back to the office. and try completing this article.
oh oh! and before i forgot. i went to Fitness First yesterday. tadaaaaaah. ahah! then lepas tu aku pegi tengok Karateh Kid.. its about a kid drinking too much Teh from Karak. no.. obviously its Karate Kid with Mr Han aka respectful Mr Jackie Chan. someday, Jackie Chan will be remembered more than Bruce Lee.. Jackie Chan is the true celebrity of the Martial Art film industry. he will be legendary. well.. the movie title should be Kung Fu Kid. but the movie had the classic plot, classic love story and classic-if not for the origin of kung fu-finishing style. [when i say ‘classic’ i meant to compare it with the first Karate Kid movie] with added ending that no one can imitate, not like the 1st Karate Kid movie. you know. the one where you spread your hands high with a crane style hand gestures and one leg left hanging up front. and then make a quick jump kick with the other leg. this time.. its kinda similar.. but.. oh well.. i urge you to watch it for yourself. totally worth the money. totally worth the heart beat. though the sound effects and visual effects were a bit-how should i say it-powerful. i think. and the soundtracks were wonderful. totally worth it. go.. watch it now! terer ar anak Will Smith berlakon.