Monthly Archives: November 2010

Idea wei… mane kau?!!

ah! penat.. bagai bumi menyembah keinginan. korang penah main polis sentri tak?

aku slalu ade idea nak blog time aku tidak berada kat depan PC. bile duk balik depan pc nih. Idea Menulis tuh mesti dah main nyorok2. serius dowh. tak dapat carik balik Idea Menulis tuh. hebat gile dia nyorok.. macam pencurik. kang aku dah blah dari PC nih.. time tuh la dia nganjing tunjuk2 diri. pastuh penat la aku ngejar nak tangkap dia. macam main polis sentri laaaa kan.. kene kejar.. pastuh kene tangkap.. demmit!.. dah la nak kene carik.. pastuh kalau nampak.. nak kene kejar pulak.. serius penat. kalau tak dapat. cenggini la jadinye aku. tulis mende tak berfaedah. tulis pun pendek je. cis. sekadar nak tengok blog nih updated. cis!

“woi!! Idea!! aku tanak main lagi laaa.. ko main la sensorang.. nyorok la sampai kiamat. aku nak balik minum air sejuk.. pastuh nak tengok Top Chef.”

bagus Top Chef nih. mengembangkan minda betul. byk gak idea nak masak aku nih. owh! ade pulak Idea Memasak. tapi idea memasak bukanlah Idea Menulis. derang nih macam serupa tapi kembar malah tak serasi [amende aku cakap?].. tapi Idea Menulis tak seganas Idea Memasak. Idea Memasak tanak nyorok dowh! dia ego sket.. pikir diri sendiri jek.

“te hell kau Idea Memasak!.. dah dah la tuh. idea minggu lepas tak praktikkan lagi kot. hari nih ko bagi idea lain.. demmit”

ok. aku rase aku nak masak megi bile balik nanti. hahaaaaaa! wei… keje aku hampir siap wei.. aku dah hampir mendapat kelulusan pegi Arab Saudi.. visit mak bapak aku.. buat Umrah.. lepak Dubai.. hewah!!!

The Friday – usual with straightened objectives.

dah lari dari objektif.
writing and knowing the fact that there are people reading this blog made me conceited. yes. conceited towards my objective of writing a journal. the creation of blog was meant for myself and myself alone. the real objective was supposed to be between me and and this electronic diary. not for the readers. but then again. if i wanted that to be true. then i cant call this ‘my blog’. or ‘a blog’. because a blog is a web log. something you log about every day in the world wide web. a diary is where i would log what i have done so far between my last log and now.

here goes.

yesterday.
finished downloading Mabul pictures in my pc. downloaded glee songs. ate 2 burger ayam ramly and a slice of chocolate indulgence cake. had my medication. the doctor instructed that i gulp down 1 pill per night for my flu. but because the pills are small and tiny. and i thought of fast recovery. i decided to gulp down 2 pills instead. which was stupid of me. there’s a reason why the doctor instructed me to swallow just one. and today im paying the prices. byk gile kahak wei. kering pulak tuh. penat tul batuk nak keluarkan kahak. shish! how stupid can i be?
i fell asleep just now just before lunch break. and even tho my mouth was closed. my jaw wasnt. and i woke up feeling like a dynamite just blown off my jaw. shit man.

its 12.56pm on the clock. and i have to make my way to Masjid Jamek in 4 minutes. i need to remind myself to buy a new pair of slippers or sandals.

futsal?
not many of my friends replied for futsal today. as usual. seriously la derang nih. habis duit aku nak sms byk kali. dah la sms kat 20 org. kalau 2 kali.. macam sms 40 orang. WTH lah!

okay. its 12.59.. i know.. between typing and thinking it can be a long moment.

GTG!

Quote #1

“there are many Muslims everywhere in the West, but no Islam. while there are Islam everywhere in the East but not many Muslims”

tak ingat la aku amik quote sape nih. tapi ini lah yg bapak aku ajar dari kecik. tentang kebenaran. dan aku percaya ini lah kebenaran.

sahaja aku sujud kepada BABI, 14 rakaat kerna… erk..

ini pun boleh jadi berita..
wahahahahaha! kelakar la orang melayu nih…

nah.. sile bace berita terkini surat-cover Metro tentang artikel babi derang..

corak bunga laaa tuh!!

tak habis2 org melayu nih. mampus de la ade gambar babi ke anjin ke kat sejadah tuh. ekau bukan kene sembah sejadah tuh. ekau kene sembah Allah. nampak sangat la hati tu tak pernah tenteram. tak penah ikhlas sembahyang kerana Allah. lain la kalau semayang atas kulit babi. ini tidak. sejadah yg dia pikir ade corak babi. WTH?

gamba muka babi tuh bukan haram pun. yg haramnye BABI.. bukan sejadah ade corak babi! bukan lukisan babi adu la melayu. aku tengok sejadah tuh dah tau itu bukan corak babi.. ekau nampak ade iras2 je, ekau komplen same ngn babi. wahahaha! ITU CORAK BUNGA LA!

iman tuh lemah la sangat. nak sembahyang pegi bayangkan babi watpe? sebab ade pemangkin? ahahahahahaha! pemangkin la sangat. kepale otak tuh tak betul. salahkan orang buat sejadah. salahkan babi. dah kalau tanak hilang konsentrasyen mase semayang. jangan la beli sejadah tuh. yg kau beli jugak watpe? bodoh! pegi beli sejadah tade corak! sembahyang atas lantai. sembahyang atas tikar buluh. sembahyang atas katil. tapi jgn la semayang atas katil yg penuh ngn air mani korang. tuh semayang atas mende tak suci tuh.

masuk bab suci pulak. semayang atas sejadah ade gamba babi tuh tak suci ke? aku rase tak penah disebut dalam mane2 hadis or dalam al-Qur’an.. pasal semayang atas tikar gambar babi ni. wahahahahahahaha! kelakar la ko umat melayu. pegi mati la lahanat!

tak pasal2 babi yg kene.. mau butthurt babi tuh kang. ekau sedap2 jek nak benci babi. babi nih binatang mulia ko tau tak? Tuhan kate babi tuh haram. Dia tak kata pun kite kene benci babi. menatang tuh ciptaan Tuhan jugak. menatang tuh ade nyawe jugak. menatang tuh ade keluarga jugak. sayang anak2. ekau manusia kene jauhkan diri je. jgn sentuh je. jangan makan. kalau Tuhan tanak babi ade kene mengene ngn manusia nih.. Dia tak cipta la babi tuh. adelah sebabnye babi tercipta. ekau sedap2 nak condemn babi tuh.

kalau arak lain pulak eh?!!.. arak tuh dah la tade nyawe. kencing syaitan. yang arak ni boleh pulak korang teguk. yang ini boleh pulak tengok time semayang? ye la. dalam surat kabar kan banyak iklan arak. mane tau mase korang semayang. korang letak surat kabar kat tepi. sambil iklan arak terpampang. aih! khusyuk pulak semayang korang eh? hebat!

dah dah la! orang buat or jual sejadah tuh mostly mesti org Islam. time buat sejadah tuh mesti pembuat tak terpikir pun itu corak babi. aku percaya itu adelah corak bunga berdasarkan corak2 lain pade sejadah tersebut. ekau yg nak semayang nih je lemah iman. habis terbayang itu ini. hmmm…

tuh la. mase semayang orang tunduk. bukan tengok bawah. ade bezanye tengok bawah ngn tunduk. ko nak tengok depan ke, atas ke, aku rase OK je.. asalkan ko tak hilang tumpuan dan tujuan ekau sembahyang. sembahyang la leklok. sejadah itu hanye alas. ape ape pun boleh jadi alas. tuala ke. batu marmar ke. baju ke.

haiii….

melayu melayu.. FAIL!!

WTF Malaysia Boleh… not meleisian.. but malaysian

aku bukak yahoo.com.my dan terbace ini

http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/afp/20101118/tap-us-malaysia-internet-security-justic-0193655.html

Malaysia memang boleh rupenye…

Scuba Junkie – Mabul

as usual. Friday is the best day to start a new lousy entry. i cant call my writings as articles anymore cause there are no art in it.

its been what? 4 days since Mabul? today im gonna miss futsal again. yeah. family comes first. sending my parents to KLIA tonight. derang nak balik Saudi. ceh! it sounded as if we’re actually living in Saudi. ah! nevermind that. Mabul was goddamn Awesome! if Mabul was awesome.. i cant begin to imagine how Sipadan would be like. People who visited Sipadan said Sipadan is 1000x more beautiful than Mabul. and to me Mabul and Kapalai was extremely beautiful. easily spotted 5-6 turtles at any snorkeling point around Mabul and Kapalai. I had the experience to watch a turtle just centimeters away from me. as it ascend to the surface of the ocean to take some breather. very cute. damn awesome. and saw a turtle resting place. great thing was, i snorkeled without a life jacket and every snorkeling point was at least 20 meters deep. gile ar. kalau kat Pulau Perhentian ke, Redang ke, Tioman ke. mesti guide paksa pakai life jacket. padehal dalam laut tak sampai 5 meter pun. ceh!.

at night, they put a spot light at the jetty. and u can see all kinds of life in the ocean surrounding the jetty. lion fishes, barracudas, illuminating crabs [yes.. crabs raised by the Illuminati..] .. etc etc.. and in the morning, there was literally hundreds or maybe thousands of starfishes around the shallow water. gile ar!! definitely gonna go again. terpakse ar aku amik lesen Scuba Diving nih. hmmm.. tapi lepas amik lesen Sky Diving dulu.. hehe!

bile aku dah umo 40 tahun nanti kot baru dapat sume nih. demmit! I WANT BONUSSES!!! nak duit lebih wei! demmit employer!!

anyone wants to experience good guides untuk pegi Mabul. nah.. masuk sini:
http://scuba-junkie.com/
orang putih je yg datang tempat nih. selambe grup aku je melayu kat hotel derang nih. haha! yg len sume foreigner. Mabul dont have Ikan Bakar or Sotong Bakar or Kerang Bakar or wutever seafood bakar. they have strict protocols concerning seafoods:

We Dont Eat Fish. Fish are Friends!

okay. skang kene pi semayang Jumaat. kalau ade pape aku nak cerita nanti.. aku update lepas semayang Jumaat. heh!

Sipadan Mabul

 

 

 

 

Tomorrow baybieh!!

TOMORROW!!!! yahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

3 days of excitement.. well.. i’ll be there for 4 days.. but the last day wont bring much of an excitement would it?

Juru-Rancangan

nih hape ke jadah la substring nih susah sangat nak compile. penat dah aku nak declare object tu function nih. run je laaa!!! selesai keje aku. demmit. sape nak keje mencabar wei? sila la email aku CV korang. aku dgn rela hati akan bagi experience yg bagus untuk korang.

ape? susah? aku takleh buat? kalau aku takleh buat ko takleh buat? memang la aku takleh buat. aku nih tak reti programming kot. nak carik2 solution kat internet. kat forum pun malas. aku mmg bukan baka programming. bukan saje tak mampu. malah tak layak. sebab programmer nih kene rajin. rajin sangat2. buku2 nak rujuk terlampau lah banyak. internet lagi. kalau keje engineer senang jek. cemane bace meter. manual dia tetap satu.
e.g.
macam mane nak bace meter minyak. dalam 40 buku ko bace pasal meter minyak krete. satu care je nak bace meter minyak krete. kalau bacaan salah. engineer tulis je “bacaan salah”

kalau ko sruh programmer bace meter minyak. adelah dia nak bace dalam bentuk string ke. double ke. integer ke. pastuh kalau salah bace. nak kene log pulak. nak buat validation error lagi. tak kire interface lagi nih. warne ape. height. wide. graphical interface. class. id. fak ah!

penat ar nak gune otak yg tak reti logik nih. faham logik tak same ngn reti logik. so sesape nak keje .NET 1.0 (yes.. ketinggalan zaman) sile la bagi email CV kat aku. cepat. ganti lah aku di sini. aku dah tak tahan gile nih.

will not be remembered

i came to bother a dream so meaningful.. it seems like the snow would litter a cosmic land. bringing joy to fulfill the emptiness of dull. the sorrow that borrows the darkest of light. i came again to bring misfortune and still the land were spared from destruction, originated from the highest emotion and the deepest love between. and then i came for the last time, to seek what a meaning might try by letting itself out from beyond my own understanding.
and i stood there momentarily. searching what seem a glimpse of eternity. in a blink of a melody. singing what seem to be a breach of the highest most hardest wall it may seem to be. i tried climbing the wall. and i tried for no other reason for the reason to find reason. i clung to it like the clinging stars of the dark universe. fragile as i were meant to be. like the hot bubble heated even more under the sky. seeking time to burst. failing and falling into the dark pit under the wall. but i clung hard.
even though every moment counts the spirited words. even though forever shall not find eternity. even though my heart would travel more journey than my mind.
all for the sake of a one true meaning. one true knowledge. that disappears the second it sprang from its own root.
i believe. that everyday i will but sit. to cover my experience with more of everyone’s wisdom. more of the living actions. and more of the dying will.

to be nothing but a human. nothing but a spirit. nothing but a memory.