Monthly Archives: October 2011

Mabul 2011

Tak pernah pulak aku bayangkan. I’ve tried mercilessly my whole life to not go for it. but i did. i went for it. viewing the world 12 meters underwater. live. (its -laiv-, not -liv-)

Elfi la tak abis2 ajak aku buat Discover Scuba Diving tuh. Faiz pun kate OK je. RM300 untuk 2 kali dive. aku pun buat je la. shit. kene sign contract untuk melepaskan instructor dari liability yg dibawa aku. aku pernah kene asthma. so Chris (Scuba Instructor) kata “its up to you if you want to lie about your health in the questionnaire. But if you say you’re feeling OK and u think you can do it. then just tick ‘NO’ to every health problem said in that questionnaire”. so i did. it was ‘NO’ to all. Chris kata kalau ade ‘YES’.. then aku takleh buat Discover Scuba. dia takkan bagi aku masuk laut. aku pikir 4-5 kali sambil batuk pelan2 kahak2 yg terkumpul. demmit. aku rase Chris sedar je aku batuk tuh. tapi cam dia buat2 x nampak jugak. aku sign liability contract. aku sign ‘Must Adhere’ contract. then wallah. dia ajar pakai Scuba Gear and taught us(aku ngn Faiz) cara2 yg betul kalau terjadi sebarang masalah. bersama sign language dlm air. then kite gi lah. Elfi dah ade lesen. dia pegi 1st dive ngn Dive Master dari South Africa. slang dive master tuh cam slang yg Leonardo DiCaprio buat dalam muvi Blood Diamond. sebijik.

then aku belajar cemane nak masuk air (dgn Scuba Gear la). the first time i looked up from under the water. i forgot to say Subhanallah. but damn me not O Allah. Subhanallah. i was 12 meter deep in the ocean. and i stayed there for 40 minutes.

1st marine life i remembered was the Cat-Fishes.. then the Razor-Fishes.. then a Stone-Fish.. then a Crocodile-Fish.. then the Lion-Fish.. then the Jelly-Fish.. Turtles!!! then there were those tiny ikan bilis swimming in large size around us. Then i got bitten by a fish protecting its nest. Pergh la!

itu la first scuba dive aku. well. aku slalu jugak dive sblom nih. cume skin diving jek a.k.a. diving tanpe scuba gear. so boleh tahan seminit je dalam air.

2nd dive cam gempak gak la.. dive kat Artificial Rift. ada rumah 2 tingkat kat dlm laut. cuma kali ni Mask aku buat hal. air tak brenti2 masuk. so most of the time keje aku adelah mengeluarkan air dari dalam mask. and i’m 12 meters under the water. there are rules we need to follow to surface.. and im not about to go up on the surface just like that. boleh mati dol kalau naik keluar dari air cenggitu je dari 10 meter bawah air. so i had to stay down there and work off my mask for 30 minutes. fak gile. tapi best gak la. nampak Great Barracuda, CuttleFish, PufferFish, Trevallies.. macam2 gak la.

ini semua berlaku mase 3rd day kitorang kat Mabul. patutnye 2nd day dah boleh buat sume nih. kitorang sampai Mabul lambat sehari.
MAS buat hal. selambe dia delay flight pagi Sabtu kitorang sampai petang. so kiterang sampai Tawau kul 5 petang. and then sampai Semporna kjul 6 malam. yeah. kul 6 dah malam. so tade bot gi Mabul. had to spend the night at Semporna. seb bek bilik Sipadan Inn kat Semporna tuh murah dan nice. malam we went to eat fish at a tom yam restaurant beside the jetty. kat Mabul takleh makan ikan. aku pernah cerita. Fish are Friends, Not Food. so sblom sampai Mabul. kitorang makan Ikan 3 Rasa. ikan lain dah habis malam tuh. tinggal ikan Bolong je. idk wtf is ikan Bolong. but it tasted like crap and their Tom Yam was not tom yam at all. it was just some hot n spicy tomato soup. demmit. bantai je la. lepas makan ikan bolong. x habis2 tersasul sane sini. Faiz x habis2 tersasul. balik dari kedai TomYam tuh. ade sekumpulan bebudak LAKI nampak cam gengster habis la jalan ramai2 gi pekan Semporna sambil nyanyi kuat2 lagu Justin Bieber – Never Say Never. siap ade sorang tuh rapping lagi tengah jalan tuh. sumorang dalam kedai pandang derang. i really cant believe my ears that night. maybe its the fish tu kot. Ikan Bolong. WTF is Ikan Bolong? and why te heck lagu Justin Bieber? kenape derang bangga nyanyi lagu Bibir tuh kuat2? WTF la Semporna?!! maybe they were trying to impress the girls. te hell? takleh terime aku. sampai bilik kitorang. bukak tv. tengok T-Team kalah Semi Final Piala Malaysia. then tido. sempat tengok Elfi ngigau. Faiz pulak sempat rakam aku dengkur. demmit!

2nd day. Anjing Scuba Junkie cube menghidu aku secare dekat. aku mengelak. tapi dia kejar aku. seb baik dia brenti last minit. demmit. dia datang dari bawah meja receptionist. tibe2 aku nampak kepala dia bawah meja pastuh cube menerkam aku. seb baik aku tangkas dan pamungkas. pastuh dia x kacau dah. kitorang naik bot kul 9.
sampai jek Mabul. trus pergi snorkeling. dia kata takyah check-in bilik. snorkeling je trus. nanti dia letak beg kitorang kat Cafe. bile kiterang balik dari snorkeling. boleh check-in. haaa.. best tak? bilik tade.. hape tade.. terus gi snorkeling. snorkeling pun nampak 5-6 ekor penyu. sekor tuh besar nak mampus. macam piring terbang. eh.. er.. same besar ngn meja aku kat opis nih… or lagi besar kot. best2. 2nd time snorkeling. x jumpe pape. haha. aku penat. malas snorkel dah. balik tido.

3rd day aku dah crite. yg lelain pun.. same je cam aku cerita mase aku gi Mabul tahun lepas. the only differences kali ni adelah aku buat Discover Scuba.. then aku tak tido satu bilik ngn laki bini orang. lol. amik gamba pun same je.

mase balik dari Mabul. aku beli potato chips Jack n Jill. bile naik kapal terbang. air pressure kurang. jadi paket potato chips tuh kembang. pastuh Elfi ngn Faiz sempat buat lawak air pressure. kitorang bantai gelak kuat2 dlm flight malam tuh. aku rase penumpang lain sume bengkek je sebab kitorang gelak kuat2. tapi mmg kelakar. nak buat cemane.. so gelak je la. hahaha!

so itu je la cerite Mabul. seperti biase. kalau aku rajin. aku upload gamba. kalu x.. alah.. cam tak bese je blog aku nih kosong penuh ngn tulisan je. tahun depan aku rase nak pegi lagi. Faiz kate nak amik lesen scuba tahun depan. best place ever lah Scuba Junkie. walaupun tak dapat makan ikan. makan lain ade. still kenyang. mintak2 dia jaga tempat tuh betul2. sebab ramai pelaut buat rumah kat situ. rosak teruk pantai dia. pastuh buat anak tak hengat punye ramai. penuh ngn budak2 kat Mabul tuh. tapi ade kebaikannye jugak. anak2 gadis pelaut amat comel lawa cun sexy. terbaik. next year.. haha.. tahun depan buah pasti masak. heheh.

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Cerita pasal founder Apple

te hell Abdulfattah! dah la kantoi buang anak (ke dia put up for adoption?).. pastuh skrang jadik vice-tokey tempat judi. i hope dia sudah tidak mengaku Islam… malu sial kalau dia nih org Islam. but then again.. kalau Steve Jobs tak duduk ngn keluarga Jobs.. maybe dia x jadi founder Apple.. who knows kan?

“1. Early life and childhood
Jobs was born in San Francisco on February 24, 1955. He was adopted shortly after his birth and reared near Mountain View, California by a couple named Clara and Paul Jobs. His adoptive father — a term that Jobs openly objected to — was a machinist for a laser company and his mother worked as an accountant.

Later in life, Jobs discovered the identities of his estranged parents. His birth mother, Joanne Simpson, was a graduate student at the time and later a speech pathologist; his biological father, Abdulfattah John Jandali, was a Syrian Muslim who left the country at age 18 and reportedly now serves as the vice president of a Reno, Nevada casino. While Jobs reconnected with Simpson in later years, he and his biological father remained estranged.”

quoted from
9 things you didn’t know about the life of Steve Jobs
By Taylor Hatmaker, Tecca | Today in Tech – Fri, Oct 7, 2011

~frust-fuken-tration~

u know what’s frustrating?
it’s Friday and i dont have any task to do (well. even if there’s any. i probably would still be slacking off). i was really pumped up when i arrived at the office today. tade keje la katekan. so i started browsing some internet and manga.
oh! hari ni makan Yellow Cab Pizza for team lunch. sedap jugak.
then just after semayang Jumaat. tade pape nak buat dah. i know u know how i felt today. waiting. with nothing to do. hoping the clock would just strike 5.30 in half an hour.. tapi dari tadi aku tengok jam nih. asik pukul 4. je.. bile tah nak sampai kul 5. and i cant imagine when will it struck 5.30pm.. shit! this really is frustrating.

and u know what is extra frustrating. when you blog walk all day. and all you read is the clever stuff. the right stuff. nothing related to stupidness of malays anymore. sekarang sumorang kalau blogging, semua main sepp. tanak blog mende jahat. atau mende bodoh. so that tade sape lah nak datang condemn blog derang.
aku pun takleh la jadik ustards. takleh bagi komen2 condemning any stupid blog. asik2. bile aku blog walk skang. asik nak komen. “Agreed” or “I Agree” or “oh! sama lah” or “betul2” or “cutenye statement awak”.. and wtf? aku mmg tak komen la mende2 cenggitu. i always try my best to skip that kinda commenting. bosan gile komen cenggitu.
no more stupid blog stuff where i can give nasihat panjang2. try being sarcastic sket2 dlm komen. supaye org tuh cepat menyedari kesalahan beliau sendiri. argh!

it’s frust-fuckin-trating.

dengan office mate aku semua tak abis buat lawak dlm bahasa cina derang. i cant understand what the jokes are all about. all i can do is smile the oh-i-smile-in-hoping-someone-could-tell-me-what-joke-is-all-about while every one in this office are LOL. sigh~~

AH! cepat lah 5.30pm!!

iGoal Differ

We want to talk about life. yet life never talks about us. we draft what we try to achieve. yet we ignore the circumstances which dictates what we can really do. we believe more than we were told to. and we imagine less and less of our own future. what is it that we want to do in this world? what are we really.. trying so hard to live by? we have our goal written to us from the start. yes. we have a goal. a common goal. yet we live out every single day to be different than others. right! it is not wrong. it is wonderful. we can never measure the right and the wrong for being different. so why are we mocking the difference? why do we sleep better knowing the rules has not been broken? a single life or a double life. what differs? they have a common goal.

ask your life. a simple question. a permanent query. you will have none but just one answer.

We Live To Die.

but hear me. I die to be among the Immortals.

The Day I Place My Heart – The Free Time

wahlaowei! lame tak blogging. sile blog sile bace sile tulis.. teneng teneng teng.

dah bosan blogging. takde pape nak tulis. nak tulis pasal kenduri majlis bertandang abang aku pun.. amat malas. cam bese. aku jadik fotografer x bertauliah. aku dah upload gamba. aku siap edit. tapi masalahnye. lepas edit. jadik lagi buruk. so sekarang aku berada dalam part di mana aku malas nak upload semula dan edit semula. hahaha! orang dah sebulan kawen. gamba stil takde. argh! aku pun taktau nak post yg mane satu. ade lebih 1000 gamba kot. hmm.. nak pilih yg penting2 pun. aku rase dekat 500 gamba penting. gile ke hape. nanti ar. i need time beibih.

aku sekarang tengah seronok main akunye iPod Nano tahun 2009 nih. kalau kire2 tahun Apple.. iPod aku nih kire oldskool gak la. haha! beli tahun 2009.. baru bukak paket bulan Mei lepas. hahaha! boleh store 8GB lagu.. tapi setiap hari aku cam dengar 100 lagu yg same je.. baru 500MB.. lagi 7.5GB cam x pernah sentuh. wahahaha! nanti aku delete 7 GB.. aku letak hentai la. boleh bawak gi mane2. err.. aku taktau boleh tengok ke tak video kat screen nih. macam boleh. tapi screen kecik gile. macam screen henpon aku je. nanti la. aku beli Samsung Galaxy ke.. iPhone ke.. iPad ke.. skarang. aku tengah berusaha nak habiskan utang aku kat Courts Mammoth ngn simpan duit untuk gi Mabul ujung bulan nih. wait there, here i come again Mabulbeh (bunyik cam ‘My Baybeh’).

oh! aku teringat. minggu lepas. aku berjaya akhirnye bermain bola padang. best gile wei. frenly ngn sape tah. tapi aku join elfi nye team. dah la aku dah buang boot bola aku. jersi team pun tade. so aku pakai kasut futsal aku dan pinjam jersi Elfi. elfi dah la size M.. aku size XXL.. ketat wei dada dan perut. terasa sexy selame 30 minit. dah la pakai jersi ketat susah nak napas.. pastuh main right back! gile ke hape? dah la Right Back.. aku Lefty kot.. aku patut main Left Back.. tapi position aku paling efektif adelah Left/Central Defensive Midfielder. ye. aku ngaku aku suke posisi ini. ini posisi paling mantop aku. tak caye tanye Arsene Wenger. tapi pelik aku.. x penat pun.. wahahahahahahaha! ini maknenye aku nak main lagi! nak main lagi!!!!! petang nih lepas sampai umah. aku nak kuar gi gym. fit kan badan. control pernafasan cam player2 EPL. next month aku nak apply jadik defender kat Arsenal. asik kalah manjang.. aku kene take over defensive strategy kat Arsenal.

saket ati tengok game semalam. ngn Tottenham pun leh kalah. Arsenal yg aku minat dulu dah tade.. dah hilang. sekarang orang baru dah tade Arsenal-minded time 2000-2004 dulu. main buruk tul. kembalikan minat aku kat Arsenal yg dulu!!!! si Arsene Wenger nih x habis2 turunkan Walcott jadik starter.. sah2 kalah. ah! aku malas mengingati dah. shit!

aku sekarang tengah tade keje nih. keje dah siap. nak tunggu promote ke UAT. so byk la peluang nak blogging nih. kalu x. mmg aku x terbukak dah blog nih. hadui. aku dulik hape dah Project Manager duk blakang aku. yg penting aku hepi lepas keje siap. kang mase UAT kang datang balik keje2 x bertanggungjawab. hai. bile la aku nak dpt keje shift nih? keje cam faiz.. keje 7 hari dlm 2 minggu. so sebulan keje 14 hari je. demmit!!!! jellesssiii!!! gaji dia dah cecah 8K dah.. tapi keje 14 hari sebulan! god! best gile! haku nih, kene keje 22 hari sebulan.. gaji sederhana jek. sori ar sesape yg kene keje 26 hari sebulan dan gaji lagi kecik dari aku.. itu mungkin salah ekau sendiri. seperti salah aku x apply keje cam faiz.

hmm.. selain tu. tahniah Arep dah ade awek yg serius. haha! aih! aku je tade awek. #ForeverAlone

yg lelain… hmm.. byk jugak aku nak tulis nih. tapi sifat malas aku cube mengambil alih sifat2 mulia aku. dan aku rase sifat malas aku dah berjaya menguasai keadaan. so aku malas naip panjang2 lagi dah. semoga aku hepi lah hendaknye.