Monthly Archives: August 2012

Nerves

haa! menggelabah aku bile team leader aku tetibe suruh sambung presentation..
well.. nak present TDS je pun. mende pun aku dah buat. aku patut tau sume nih.
tapi.. takleh gak. aku menggelabah jugak. demmit!
lepas 5-6 line aku present. team leader aku terus potong and sambung presentation.
SAVED!!
gile kau.. tergagap-gagap aku. ngn rabun jauhnye. ini masalahnye bile dah nervous. makin rabun bile nervous. padehal masa team leader aku present tadi, sight aku 15/20.. tapi masa team leader sruh aku present..aku menggelabah. sight aku jatuh 5/20.. tak nampak hape pun. hahaha! serius!

takpe. meeting pun dah abis. lepas lunch nanti aku nak bagitau team leader aku jgn bagi aku present utk mane2 presentation lagi. gemuruh aku mmg tak habis2 dari kecik lagi. shit! aku mmg takleh dapat perhatian org ramai.
mase tak dapat perhatian. berusaha bersungguh2 nak dapat perhatian.. bile dah dapat. aku froze cenggitu je. demmit!!! loser tul.

aku ingat lagi aku mase Pertandingan Seni Silat mase aku Form 4 dulu.. aku lupe step lepas step ke-3. itu shit gile la. malu nak mampus. merah padam muke aku.

lepas aku habis SPM. aku nekad tanak jadi perhatian ramai. tapi ntah. ade skali tuh orang kate aku nih jenis spontan. so derang pilih aku untuk present sebab kespontanan dan kejantanan kesantanan kewantannan mee. goddemmit! dan aku terus menggelabah bile tibe masanye. aargh!
YANG peliknye.. bebudak nih still sruh aku present jugak lepas tengok nerves brek daun aku tuh (utk projek2 lain).. haram tul! err.. maybe sebab mostly kerja2 utk presentation tuh kerja aku. heheheh. orang kate lagi baik kalau yg buat keje tuh present sendiri keje dia sebab dia yg paling tau pasal keje2 dia. well.. that may be true.. tapi..

string sHalim = Empty.string;
string sSQL = “”;
bool bPresent = false;

sSQL = “Select DateTime_Now From Presentation”
bPresent = SetImpromptu(sSQL);

if (bPresent == true)
{
sHalim = bPresent;
}
return false;

memang ERROR laaaa!! bool ngn string?!! sape tak paham sile tak paham. sape paham sile jgn terangkan kat yg tak paham. paham paham sendiri la. comprende?

aku boleh buat keje. aku takleh present je. sebab ni la aku decide yg aku takkan sambung buat Masters (buat mase ni).

Bourne Legacies (spoilers)

i’ve read Bourne Legacy.. and i’ve watched Bourne Legacy… they are both totally unrelated. but heck! i like reading and watching both Bourne Legacy’s productions.

here’s some spoilers:

The book tells about Jason Bourne and his presumably dead son Joshua.. one left to die inVietnam, and grew up to be an assassin as deadly as Bourne. Bourne’s son grew up and picked up an alias, Khan. later were hired to kill David Webb (Jason Bourne’s real name). later in the book he joins Bourne in the quest to save humanity.

The movie tells about Aaron Cross, a member of Outcome. i think the legacy in this movie means that there were never only one super soldier cum assassin like Bourne. when Bourne went rogue, there are other soldiers, in training, somewhere else. Aaron Cross is one of them. in Bourne Ultimatum (movie), because Bourne succeeded in releasing some information on his black ops to the public. The government decided to stop their operation on training new assassins, and leave no proof behind. so this movie is about Aaron Cross running away from Outcome and surviving the ruthless government. the climax of this film was when the government introduced a new more deadlier and awesome assassin called in from LARX ops. WTF? ordered to chase and kill Aaron Cross.

both got their own stories.. their own plots.. i like them both. and i love all the actions in all Bourne movie productions. they really choreographed good fighting actions.

makan untuk berbuka puasa

There’s 2 kinds of breaking fast in this world.

1. Makan untuk berbuka puasa.

2. berbuka puasa.

kan.. nampak beza kan? konteks ‘makan untuk berpuasa’ tuh secare generalnye aku cube nak katekan.. orang2 yg mencari makanan berat untuk makan berbuka puasa walaupun dah bukak pose ngn sebijik kurma.

selame 20 tahun pengalaman berpuasa aku kat Malaysia nih. sememangnye kite nih dikalangan orang2 yg ‘makan untuk berbuka puasa’.. kite mkan sebab dalam otak kite pikir :

“tak makan selame 12 jam.”

itu je. bukan sebab nak ‘berbuka puasa’ pun.  so kesimpulan dlm otak:  “tak makan selama 12 jam.. badan jadi lemah.. kene makan utk pulihkan tenaga”

TIPU!!!

tak pernah dalam 20 tahun aku berpuasa penuh (alhamdulillah).. tak pernah aku ingat sekali pun, hari yg aku berasa letih sebab berpuasa. malah aku rasa paling segar bile berpuasa. tahun nih aku rasa paling segar kot. sebab byk pegi window shopping kat Jalan Masjid India ngn Jalan TAR.. and still aku boleh beratur panjang utk tunggu beli kebab Jalan TAR.

peliknye. bile aku bukak puasa. aku tak rasa bertenaga pun. same je macam puasa tadi.

aku hanye rase penat bile semayang Tarawih lebih 10 rakaat (well. 8 rakaat pun dah penat).. sebab Imam Muda Masjid Sungai Buloh mmg bace surah panjang2. serius penat semayang Tarawih. bangun duduk bangun duduk 8 rakaat(selalunye lepas 4 rakaat aku skip 2 rakaat utk rehat.. then sambung lagi 4). penat. tapi dah sebab itu ibadah.. Sunnah.. nak dapat pahala. kene la berusaha. kene la buat2 nampak cam tak penat. tipu la kalau aku kate aku tak penat. masalahnye.. baru je makan besar time bukak pose. patutnye byk tenaga. kenape penat? sape yg betul2 tak penat tuh. MasyaAllah. mmg dapat rahmat Tuhan.

tapi nih la. bile aku berpuasa. aku tak rasa penat langsung. serius rase cam hari2 bese. i bet orang lain pun rasa cam aku. tak mungkin aku sorang je rase camni. so what im trying to say is.. kenape kene buat alasan “TAK CKUP TENAGA”?

pastuh lepas bukak puasa ngn nasik campur tuh.. terus rase kenyang.. nak tido.. patutnye.. kalau tenaga pulih seperti sedia kala.. tade la rasa nak tido. patutnye rasa bertenaga la. so kenape rase nak tertido? SEBAB TERLEBIH BANYAK TENAGA LAAAAAAA!!! ko berpuasa tak gune tenaga pun. sahur tuh dah bagi tenaga dah.. tu la tujuannye sahur. nak bagi tenaga selama 12 jam tuh la. ko ingat ko makan kul 5 pagi tuh.. tenaga ko terus abis 3-4jam selepas tu ke? betul ke ko nih manusia? binatang pun boleh tahan tak makan seminggu. dalam seminggu binatang kejar buruan.. 80% of the time buruan terlepas. for 1 week. yg ko tengok dalam national geographic tuh. ko ingat cameraman tunggu kat situ 1 jam terus dapat shot cheetah dapat tangkap buruan ke? derang kene tunggu 2-3 hari untuk dapat 1 shot cheetah yg dpt tangkap buruan. bayangkan cheetah tuh tak dpat makan 2-3 hari.. still ade tenaga nak kejar binatang cam kijang berpuluh kali dlm 2-3 hari. manusia punye badan lagi kompleks. tapi fungsi badan tetap same untuk semua binatang kat dunia ni termasuk manusia.

cam kes aku. aku tak sahur. so aku makan bukak pose boleh tahan 23 jam. sampai keesokan harinye. hehe. malas sahur. tengok! aku tak sahur still tak rasa penat. jauh skali dari rasa lapar. malah aku perform better masa main bola kalau tak makan. rase ringan je kaki aku.

manusia2 lain.. tak makan 12 jam, tenaga hilang macam tak makan seminggu.  so jadilah kes ‘makan untuk berbuka puasa’.. konon tade tenaga kalau tak makan. sebab tuh la ade kes tak puasa time olimpik tu. bodoh! nak cerita pasal zaman Rasulullah menang perang Badr time bulan pose. dia jawab, “kite dah tak berperang sekarang.. sekarang lain.. dulu lain.. dulu takde global warming.” orang2 cenggini la mmg tak patut dapat anugerah Tuhan. dia ingat orang dulu2 pegi perang pakai singlet ngn bawak ranting je kot. dia tak pernah rasa pakai baju besi, dia tak pernah rasa bawak pedang zaman dulu2. beratnye Ya Tuhan. sekali swing pedang tuh macam angkat beras 10 kilo. itu baru 1 swing. nak tahan swing pedang musuh dah macam angkat beras 20 kilo… nak lari dari kuda. nak tolong kawan. nak lompat atas musuh. nak elak lembing. macam2. bayangkan orang Islam menang peperangan.. 300 org vs 1000 org.. tu tak kire perang kat tengah padang pasir lagi.. sape pernah pegi negara2 Arab akan tau betape susah dan beratnye nak berjalan atas pasir.  ITU TIME BULAN PUASA TU!!… did i mention selalunye march pegi perang  lepas Subuh, start waktu tgh hari, habis di sebelah petang? no… u wouldnt believe that. would u?

ape yg aku paham, berbuka puasa ni means that it is to show that we can stop restricting ourselves from not eating anymore. sebab tu Nabi bukak pose ngn kurma je. then Baginda pegi semayang. and makan kemudian. berbuka puasa bukan untuk makan. tapi untuk menunjukkan time berpuasa dah abis. boleh makan.. boleh berjimak.. boleh buat macam2 la lagi. itu je. so konsep berbuka puasa kite dah jadi lain.

so ape tujuan kite berbuka puasa sebenarnye? nak makan or nak berbuka puasa? BOTH!.. so jadi la “makan untuk berbuka puasa”

aku macam setiap bulan puasa mesti blog cerita nih.. lol.. tade la.. aku cam tak puas ati bile bace blog orang pasal bukak pose.. yg latest aku tak puas ati adelah cerita Malaysian-Chinese berasa kasihan ngn Malaysian-Malay yg berpuasa. so org cina tuh bagi org melayu skip beratur kat counter McDonald sebab org melayu nak bukak pose cepat2. and then orang melayu gladly terima pelawaan utk skip queue (walaupun dlm blog tuh dia kate dah bukak pose ngn mineral water mase queue). Demi Allah. kalau aku yg queue tu. aku akan tolak pelawaan utk skip queue sebab orang depan aku dah tunggu lagi lama dari aku.

dan kalau aku yg keje kat Mcdonald tuh, masa time azan Maghrib. aku destribute kan kurma (or in case tade kurma, aku bagi je fries) kat org Islam yg tgh beratur utk bukak pose..

 

 

 

ps: kenape pronunciation ‘breakfast’ ngn ‘break fast’ lain? and why te heck McDonald’s ni still tolak breakfast hour dari kul 4 pagi jadi kul 6 pagi? bodoh tul! cemane aku nak sahur ngn Sausage McMuffin? bodoh!

Last Week – August of Ramadhan

oh! i forgot didnt i?

1st August. i got my first credit card last week. and that night, when i strolled around One Utama.. i stopped at a Digi kiosk promoting Samsung S3. and i thought of using my credit card. good thing that their internet connection was down for that moment. so that made me skipped the offer. thus skipping from using my new credit card. nasib baik. kalau tak.. 1st day dapat credit card.. mmg aku dah berhutang dah. tempting gile. but i am going to buy the Samsung S3.. just that.. not now.. maybe next month or later..

 and last Friday, masa balik keje. just after i entered my car (ahemm.. it’s dad’s car actually), i saw this squirrel trying to cross the road. i peeked at the side mirror and saw a car speeding thru. so i yelled, “Jangan kau lintas tupai”, macam la tupai tu paham. but she did stopped at the line. maybe she saw the car.. aku baru nak rasa lega. just when the car sped off beside me.. the stupid squirrel decided to make a last second dash.. SHIT!!!

the squirrel managed to dodge the right tyre.. but not the left tyre.. next thing i saw was a thrashing body on the road. demmit!! kesian gile. i cant imagine the pain.. i cant.. damn you tupai! kenape ko nak lintas jugak, demmit!!! 10 seconds later, she laid there not moving.. i figured death caught up with her.. after 10 seconds of agony.. kesian nye.

i went to the middle of the road.. she looked just fine, but her mouth was bleeding (internal organ dia rosak la tu). not breathing anymore tho, thank God. I picked her up and placed her on the side walk. bulu dia lembut.. kesian nye!! comel pulak tu.. *sigh*..

 

another thing is.. APE KENE NGAN PENJUAL-PENJUAL KAT PASAR RAMADHAN NIH? JUAL NASIK NASIK NASIK!! JUAL LA KUIH!!!! AKU NAK KUIH!! BUKAN NASIK!!!

New Development.. not

bah! it still hurts.. my knee that is. tho lately my legs have been itching to play football.. i think i must refrain myself to do so for the next 1-2 months. these itches.. its making me mad. i wanna play football so much.takpe lah. sabar je.

 

got a message (alse known as SMS) from mom this morning.

mama:  Salam Lim. Just nak bagitau. Mama n ayah are on the way to Rome pagi ni.. gi 5 hari je. take care of each other.

aku: ceh! haha! ye la ye la. n kirim salam kat ayah.

mama: InshaAllah, nak boarding dah. bye for now.

 

sweet kan my mother.

now. she knew i wanted to go to some place like Rome. though Japan has always been my first choice, Rome could be a little less  enticing than Japan for me. that “saja nak bagitau” mmg sengaje nak buat aku jeles.

now i gotta put Rome in my travel list. as of now the list should look like this..

1. Japan

2. Maldives

3. Peru

4. Mongolia

5. UK

6. Germany

7. Spain

8. France

9. Italy

 

oh nice! i can make a Euro Trip for the last 5 destination. tapi duit kene masyuk la kalau nak pegi negare2 nih. my my. will i ever have the chance to fulfill my wish list? i wonder.

 

bulan puasa nih aku cam malas gile.. asik tido je. adeh! tapi aku dah tengok Total Recall.. best jugak la.. aku rate lebih sket dari Batman.. let say kate Batman aku rate 2.9.. Total Recall aku bagi 4.1.. heheh! out of 5.. yes..

hape kene kau Faiz?

last friday.. err.. or should i say last saturday. like all Ramadhan before, we friends always agreed to change futsal start time to be later than 9.00pm. konon nak respect kawan2 yg pegi semayang tarawih. but yeah, i know my friends. tarawih konon. lol. well.. sume dah kawen, maybe they really can change.

so we decided to book another slot for Ramadhan. unfortunately, all the slots for Friday are fully booked. yang tinggal hanyelah kul 12 malam.. meaning dah masuk ari Sabtu la tu. haha. sucks!

tapi disebabkan sume nak jugak semayang tarawih serta main futsal. so 12am slot it is.

i went for futsal last Friday.. err.. Saturday, to test out my knee. and nice. my left knee held out the entire night. nice. i was pretty sure the medication did its job. and i’m one month away from playing the great bola padang. heheheh! tido lena aku malam tuh. rase cam fresh gile.
 
Saturday went well. until i decided to sip some Coffee Bean’s Icy Cappucino that night. at first sip, i remembered the doctor said, “NO Coffee!”. but thinking one cup-a-coffee wont hurt, i finished the ice blended coffee. malam tuh jugak lutut aku saket! demmit! apehal wei??!! demmit!

so sekarang aku tengah rehatkan kaki aku. jalan sikit2, always stretching my knee, always exercising my ligaments. hadui. bile nak baik nih? tomorrow, kalau tak baik jugak. nampaknye aku kene skip Friday futsal. i hate that i have to skip futsal or football. takpe. esok baik la tu. insyaAllah.

pelan2…

Sunday night, i planned a failed gathering again. only Faitz and Ain showed up. lol. but that’s ok, sebab kalau ramai sangat, susah aku nak blanje. disebabkan 3 orang je. aku blanje bukak puase kat Marche, The Curve. nice! blanje 3 org kat situ macam blanje 5-6. lol. tapi ok la kot.

Faitz showed us his new toy. literally, a toy. the new Bat-Mobil he bought at Toy’s ‘R’ Us. lol. one look at him, you wouldnt believe that he’s the kind that buy toys for himself instead of buying one for his child. lol.